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Best joke ever. Cost me a buck! The dollar store has pregnancy tests (and apparently I hear they work quite well -- for a lot less) so I copied my friend, Elise's idea, and wham-o! The best April Fool's joke EVER! David had to get up super early that morning and it totally caught him off guard.

The conversation went as follows:

D- what is this?

M- looks like a pregnancy test.

D- is it positive

M- what does the instructions say?

D- (frantically) where are the instructions? (goes off to find them - comes back)

D- YOU'RE PREGNANT? Oh my gosh! Babe! (big kiss) How did this happen?

M- I don't know ... I guess the IUD didn't work.

(silence)

D- Oh my heck, we have to move! We have to get a bigger place. Holy cow, I cannot believe this is happening. I guess it's meant to be ... holy cow! ..... Is this a joke?

M- Honey, it's a pregnancy test, how could this be a joke?

D- Oh my gosh, babe! I love you! I will try to help you out more ... OH MY GOSH!

He went and sat down at the computer. Still stammering over the big news. As he was getting up to leave, I said, "I love you, hun, have a good day ...." (walking away) "what is the date today?"

D- It's April fir...... YOU TARD!

It was classic!